You tell me it’s over, but how can I be sure?
You say don’t come over, don’t come over no more
But do you really mean it, or is it one more of your games?
I just know that I love you, and I know you feel the same
And you’ll never leave, you’ll stay till the end of my days
You’ll never leave, cause you love me in spite of my ways
I said stop calling, and stop calling me “dear”
You can’t take a hint, dear, it’s been more than a year
Stop sending me letters, and naked pictures of you
Stop showing up outside, the window of my bathroom
And you never leave, you never stop
You never leave, I’m calling the cops
You tell me it’s over (Put your pants back on)
But how can I be sure? (Stop crying about your cat)
You say don’t come over (Your hair’s all messed up)
Don’t come over no more (I set fire to your hat)
But do you really mean it? (The fire brigade is coming)
Or is it one more of your games? (To hose you down)
I just know that I love you (I don’t feel the same)
And I know you feel the same
And you’ll never leave, you know I’m not wrong
You’ll never leave, at least not for long
And you’ll never leave, you’ll never make me cry
You’ll never leave, cause that’ll be the day that you die