For a (VERY) limited time you can pick up “A Bottle Full of Dreams” and get my first album, “Misery Loves Company” COMPLETELY FREE! Read on, my lovely person!
This album is perfect to listen to as you curl up by the fire, have a sip of cocoa (or something stronger), listen to the wind blow outside and enjoy just being there, in your favorite comfy chair with the comforting sound of song soothing your very existence… You get the picture.
Now, this album is not available on any streaming platform. In fact, this is pretty much the only place you can get it! So you should pick up a copy right now, or risk terrible disappointment!
This album was a long time coming. In fact it took over a decade to get it done. But now it’s here, and it’s a trip through nocturnal scenes of drinking, singing, crying and dying. You’ll laugh, you’ll fall in love, you’ll sing along, you’ll impress your friends (if your friends are extremely easily impressed) and you’ll get drunk on the music.
My lyrics have been praised as “clever” and “great stories,” and the music feels like coming home. If you enjoy artists like Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Neil Young, my music is going to dramatically enhance your life. You’ll have a better appreciation for the world at large, get a better job, meet better people and be at least 20% more productive.
You also get Misery Loves Company, which will make you wonder: “What have I been doing with my life? Where has all the joy been up until now?”
(Ah, you know me – I love to oversell things a bit.)
But you really should click below and pick up TWO albums for the price of one (for the next 72 hours ONLY). It’ll make us both so happy. But act fast, or you’ll need to live with your horrible mistake forever.
IMPORTANT: This offer is only going to be up for a few days. It will expire in 72 hours, after which time this page WILL come down and the offer will be gone for good.
So if you enjoy my music and have been considering picking up a copy of “A Bottle Full of Dreams”… Now’s the time!
Once you complete your order, your download will be available immediately. If you order a physical copy it will get shipped to you as soon as possible, but you will also get access to the digital download right now.
Folk on, my friend!
One Bad Day