CHEAP WOMEN (AND EVEN CHEAPER BEER)
well i’m waiting for the skies to clear
waiting waiting in vain, or so it would appear
no one to lend an ear
just cheap women and even cheaper beer
there’s one thing sadder than a town with no cheer
a singer who can’t sing, and hardly hear
there’s nothing here but tears,
cheap women and even cheaper beer
you better beware
and don’t come near
you better be leery of
cheap women and even cheaper beer
abandon hope all ye who enter here
don’t hold your breath for the sun to appear
just drink in the atmosphere,
the cheap women and even cheaper beer
chorus x2